Theatrical Logic?

 

In is down, down is front,
Out is up, up is back,
Off is out, on is in,
And of course -
Right is left, and left is right. 

A drop shouldn't,
And a block and fall does neither,
A prop doesn't,
And a cove has no water.
Tripping is o.k.

A running crew rarely gets anywhere.
A purchase line will buy you nothing
A trap will not catch anything.
A gridiron has nothing to do with football.

 

Strike is work
(In fact a lot of work).
And a green room, thank goodness, usually isn't.

Now that you are fully versed in theatrical terms –
Break a leg….but not really!

 

-Author Unknown